A CLOSER LOOK
Melee Mayhem. Inside the game.
Cryptids. Emcees. Your next couch rivalry. Pick from 36 fighters and settle it across 25 stages.
Everybody has a mic. Everybody has a grudge.
MC Chopped’s tournament has drawn challengers from dive bars, deep space, dark forests, boardrooms, comment sections, and several places that should probably remain classified.
Pick your menace. Learn their command specials. Build your Flow meter, land a screen-filling Ultimate, and settle the score across tournaments, team fights, soccer, practice, and pure four-player chaos.
Seven ways to start trouble.
Versus
One fighter on each side. Put a human or the AI in either corner and settle it round by round.
2v2 Chaos
Both teammates fight at once. The screen fills up fast. Friendly fire is a state of mind.
Tag Team
One active fighter per team. Tag in, recover, and build a pair that covers every matchup.
4P Battle Royale
Four fighters enter together. Every direction is the wrong direction. Last menace standing wins.
Tournament
Fight through a single-elimination bracket and come back later—your run is saved locally.
Soccer
Push the ball into the opposing goal while everybody keeps just enough of their moveset to misbehave.
Practice
Learn spacing, drill command inputs, and figure out exactly when to cash in that full Flow meter.
Build Flow. Break faces.
Every fighter follows the same readable command grammar, but the result is completely character-specific. Open any fighter dossier above for their exact move list.
＋ Gamepads supported, with per-player rebinding inside the game.
- Move
- WASD or arrows
- Punch
- J
- Kick
- K
- Block
- L
- Jump
- W or Space
- Dash
- Double-tap direction
- Ultimate
- E or RT
Universal command language
| Input | Action | Flow |
|---|---|---|
| ↓ → P | Projectile | 30 Flow |
| ↓ ← P | Combo / grab | 40 Flow |
| ↓ → K | Unique move | 35 Flow |
| RT / E | Ultimate | Full Flow |
25 stages. 15 fight tracks.
Battle from Roswell to the Capitol, Kenny’s Farm to the Mothman Beer Bash, a pirate ship to a neon disco. Layered foregrounds, breakable scenery, stage hazards, and a dedicated soundtrack keep every matchup moving.
Talk is cheap. Pick a fighter.
The complete 36 -character web edition is free. Your settings, records, tournament run, and controller bindings save in your browser.
THE FULL ROSTER
36 problems. Pick one.
Open a fighter for their biography, stats and command specials.
36 fighters
MC ChoppedBalanced
40yo dad with abducted Alien flow.
- Health
- 120
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.1
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Joke BubbleD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Dad CartwheelD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Orbit DropD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Alien AbductionRT · 100 Flow
“Your flow is weak, I'm gonna chop you up!”Link to this fighter
Burger Boybalanced
A permanently buzzed internet brawler powered by blue soda and bad decisions.
- Health
- 130
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 0.95
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Baja BurstD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Burger BeatdownD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Mullet MissileD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ DUIRT · 100 Flow
“FAFO.”Link to this fighter
MC Monkey Dbalanced
A high-energy battle rapper with impossible reach and primal stage presence.
- Health
- 125
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.2
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Long-Range FistD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Beat BarrageD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Bass BufferD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Primal EncoreRT · 100 Flow
“I'm gonna be the king of the rappers!”Link to this fighter
Holistic Meditationbalanced
A serene master of rhythmic violence. Uses supernatural sound waves to decimate opponents.
- Health
- 115
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.1
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Rhyme SpitD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Cold Cut ComboD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Aether KickD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Mic DropRT · 100 Flow
“Silence is the ultimate weapon.”Link to this fighter
Mandy Mayhemdefensive
Fearless rapper, actor, and chaos conductor who turns every room into her stage. Loud, hilarious, unstoppable — the Ultimate Prize.
- Health
- 135
- Damage
- 11
- Speed
- 0.95
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Beaver TrapD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Egg DropD,F,K · 35 Flow
- Cartwheel PunchD,B,P · 40 Flow
- ★ The Straddle BeatdownRT · 100 Flow
“The Ultimate Prize don't take L's.”Link to this fighter
KarenBalanced
Lethal complaints and weaponized handbags.
- Health
- 115
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.2
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Handbag TossD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Complaint HurricaneD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Lawsuit LungeD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Manager's NightmareRT · 100 Flow
“I'd like to speak to your manager... after I beat you.”Link to this fighter
Kenny the BeardedBalanced
The sharpest veteran in the game.
- Health
- 120
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Corn TossD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Rope SwingD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Tractor ChargeD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Beard BlastRT · 100 Flow
“My beard has more power than your punches.”Link to this fighter
Alien 1annoying
Fresh from space with a gold chain.
- Health
- 100
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.5
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Neon BeamD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Tentacle TornadoD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Clone DroneD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Cosmic ChaosRT · 100 Flow
“Gleep glorp! (Translation: You are doomed)”Link to this fighter
Alien 2annoying
Spindly cosmic terror with neon flow.
- Health
- 95
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.3
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Neon OnslaughtD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Phase ShiftD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Probe SpinD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Neon NightmareRT · 100 Flow
“Bip bop boop! (Translation: Pathetic human)”Link to this fighter
Mothmandefensive
The cryptid King of the night. A technical zoner who uses wind gusts, TNT traps, and Omen lasers to control the stage.
- Health
- 120
- Damage
- 5
- Speed
- 1.2
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Appalachian GaleD,F,P · 30 Flow
- TNT LobD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Omen GazeD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ The HarbingerRT · 100 Flow
“I see your future... and it's dark.”Link to this fighter
Record Executiveannoying
Calculating industry titan with a lethal pen.
- Health
- 115
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.05
- Stamina
- 1.2
Command specials
- Contract StreamD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Contract WhipD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Hologram DoubleD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Contract BreachRT · 100 Flow
“You're dropped from the label!”Link to this fighter
Rainbow SparkleBalanced
Ratchet ass pop star with explosive rhythm.
- Health
- 105
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.4
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Glitter BurstD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Glitter RushD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Booty FlipD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Glitter n' GloomRT · 100 Flow
“I'll beat you with the power of friendship!”Link to this fighter
Etheldefensive
Grammy is here to teach some respect.
- Health
- 130
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 0.85
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Loose ChangeD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Walker RamD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Nap TimeD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Grandma's WrathRT · 100 Flow
“I've outlived better fighters than you, sonny.”Link to this fighter
Sasquatchaggressive
A massive powerhouse who leaves a slowing trail of mud in his wake.
- Health
- 140
- Damage
- 8
- Speed
- 0.95
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Log RollD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Bear Hug SpinD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Earth ShakerD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Forest FuryRT · 100 Flow
“Forest quiet. You... loud.”Link to this fighter
King CobraBalanced
Slithering royalty with lightning power.
- Health
- 115
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.1
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Drink ComboD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Serpent DashD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Coil SpinD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Royal RushRT · 100 Flow
“Royal blood, lightning speed.”Link to this fighter
A-TrackBalanced
Dropped more than just the beat.
- Health
- 105
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.2
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Tape JamD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Max VolumeD,F,K · 35 Flow
- Drum FillD,B,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Vinyl VengeanceRT · 100 Flow
“Volume up, guard down.”Link to this fighter
Detective LouieBalanced
A very human detective. Definitely not a dog.
- Health
- 125
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.1
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Evidence TossD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Investigation StrikesD,B,P · 40 Flow
- ZoomiesD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ K-9 BackupRT · 100 Flow
“The evidence points to your defeat.”Link to this fighter
Brian Can CookBalanced
Insane chef with deadly aim and a full arsenal of kitchen weapons.
- Health
- 120
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.1
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Pizza TossD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Kitchen FuryD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Hot Sauce SlideD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Slice and DiceRT · 100 Flow
“You think you can handle the heat? Step into my kitchen!”Link to this fighter
Tangerine PalpatineBalanced
A very stable genius with very big hands and very deadly golf clubs.
- Health
- 130
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 0.85
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Tangerine TantrumD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Silent But DeadlyD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Executive SlipD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ World PeaceRT · 100 Flow
“Nobody throws a golf club better than me, believe me.”Link to this fighter
White WidowBalanced
Parody of a conservative firebrand. Weaponized pearls and pure entitlement.
- Health
- 115
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.15
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Pearl ClutchD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Traditional ValuesD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Hell in HeelsD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ The Great AwakeningRT · 100 Flow
“I'm saving this country, one punch at a time!”Link to this fighter
Wendigoaggressive
An ancient forest spirit driven by an insatiable hunger. Legend says it was once human.
- Health
- 145
- Damage
- 12
- Speed
- 1
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Frozen BreathD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Cursed ClawD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Stalking ShadowD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Great FamineRT · 100 Flow
“Hunger... never... ends...”Link to this fighter
Terrybalanced
The most fabulous roller skater in the neon city. He doesn't just skate, he performs.
- Health
- 110
- Damage
- 9
- Speed
- 1.45
- Stamina
- 1.3
Command specials
- Fabulous KissD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Diva SpinD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Runway RoundhouseD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Fabulous FinaleRT · 100 Flow
“Sashay, shante, you stay... away from my skates!”Link to this fighter
Killdozergrappler
A legendary armored siege engine. Half machine, half unstoppable force.
- Health
- 170
- Damage
- 12
- Speed
- 0.65
- Stamina
- 1.2
Command specials
- Exhaust MissileD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Tread GrinderD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Bulldozer ChargeD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Demolition ProtocolRT · 100 Flow
“I AM THE UNSTOPPABLE FORCE.”Link to this fighter
Daniel Larcenybalanced
Master of rhythmic theft. He doesn't just play the music; he steals the spotlight and your rhythm.
- Health
- 112
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.25
- Stamina
- 1.15
Command specials
- Larceny LoopD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Grand Theft GrooveD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Silence the CrowdD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Ultimate HeistRT · 100 Flow
“That's a nice rhythm you have there. It's mine now.”Link to this fighter
Supernovabalanced
Cosmic dumpster prophet with oily hair, hoarder instincts, and collapsing-star pressure.
- Health
- 118
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.12
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Cosmic PurgeD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Trash TsunamiD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Orbital LandfillD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Supermassive SlopRT · 100 Flow
“The stars told me to keep everything. Especially your L.”Link to this fighter
El Capitanbalanced
Lanky, boozy chaos merchant who pelts the arena with drinks, fumes, and pure public-meltdown energy.
- Health
- 116
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.08
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- LitterD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Sloppy ScrapperD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Harbor MirageD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Captain CrashoutRT · 100 Flow
“I run this harbor, buddy. Respect the captain.”Link to this fighter
Cuatoannoying
A mutant speedster with erratic movements and electric power.
- Health
- 110
- Damage
- 9
- Speed
- 1.4
- Stamina
- 1.2
Command specials
- Curse-Ye-Ha-Me-HaD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Artistic RageD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Come to Me, My WomenD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Thunder BallRT · 100 Flow
“I'm working on it!”Link to this fighter
Fedoradefensive
Elite moderator and white knight of the digital realm. Master of the 'Actually' counter.
- Health
- 140
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 0.8
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Wall of TextD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Nothing PersonnelD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Actually...D,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ BAN HAMMERRT · 100 Flow
“*Tips hat* M'lady.”Link to this fighter
Tortaaggressive
A slow but durable turtle who packs a shell of a punch.
- Health
- 160
- Damage
- 11
- Speed
- 0.7
- Stamina
- 0.9
Command specials
- Shell TossD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Torta SpinD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Shell ChargeD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Ultimate ShieldRT · 100 Flow
“I'm just a turtle!”Link to this fighter
Jesus Christbalanced
The Son of God enters the arena with righteous fury and miraculous moves.
- Health
- 125
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.15
- Stamina
- 1.2
Command specials
- Loaves and FishesD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Sermon on the MountD,B,P · 40 Flow
- MiracleD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Divine RetributionRT · 100 Flow
“Forgive me, for I am about to wreck you.”Link to this fighter
Greedoaggressive
An evil billionaire blob of pure greed and corporate malice. Kirby-shaped, devil-souled.
- Health
- 155
- Damage
- 11
- Speed
- 0.8
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Golden ShowerD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Hostile TakeoverD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Non-Disclosure AgreementD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Too Big to FailRT · 100 Flow
“Your health bar is my new acquisition.”Link to this fighter
La Lloronabalanced
The Weeping Woman of legend. Her tears burn, her wail stuns, and her flood consumes.
- Health
- 118
- Damage
- 10
- Speed
- 1.15
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Acid TearsD,F,P · 30 Flow
- River DragD,B,P · 40 Flow
- La Llorona's WailD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ The Weeping WomanRT · 100 Flow
“¿Dónde están mis hijos?”Link to this fighter
Annalynn Bouffardaggressive
Perpetually hungry internet sensation. She doesn't just eat her feelings — she weaponizes them.
- Health
- 155
- Damage
- 11
- Speed
- 0.78
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Burger BombD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Mukbang AssaultD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Emotional Support SitD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Big Bitch EnergyRT · 100 Flow
“I literally cannot even right now.”Link to this fighter
Bowl-Zebubgrappler
Absolute unit with a bowl cut from hell. The final boss of bad haircuts and good beatdowns.
- Health
- 175
- Damage
- 13
- Speed
- 0.75
- Stamina
- 1.1
Command specials
- Bowl BoomerangD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Boss RushD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Ground PoundD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Bowl-Zebub RagequitRT · 100 Flow
“The bowl is not a haircut. It is a WEAPON.”Link to this fighter
Wreckgrappler
Slow, massive internet troll from the swamp. What he lacks in speed, he makes up for in raw, unfiltered destruction.
- Health
- 160
- Damage
- 12
- Speed
- 0.72
- Stamina
- 1
Command specials
- Salt RockD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Triple ThreatD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Vibe CheckD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Noble Steed StampedeRT · 100 Flow
“This is my swamp. And my swamp has LAYERS.”Link to this fighter
Skulletannoying
A scrappy, unhinged gremlin who uses dirty tactics and tech to win.
- Health
- 90
- Damage
- 12
- Speed
- 1.3
- Stamina
- 1.3
Command specials
- USB TossD,F,P · 30 Flow
- Gremlin FlurryD,B,P · 40 Flow
- Akron SlideD,F,K · 35 Flow
- ★ Bedbug SwarmRT · 100 Flow
“You're a troll!”Link to this fighter
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